October 01, 2010

Some Advice for SPL from The Girls



"SPL honey, the girls have been talking. You need to get out of that garden. Those frogs ain't been treatin' you right, and your pretty little head's a mess. We know it's fun to go staring into space at big ol' rockstar lizards to take your mind off things, but so long as you know that those fancy lookin' boys don't solve all your problems. Sure as anything they may create a few! That handsome Duke's still just a lizard, and you aint to go puttin' heavy expectation on him. You have to seize the here and now, or you might just miss what's right under your cute nose. You're coming with us tonight, and no arguing. We have just the place. It looks like a dump, but the boys are nice, not showy, and they don't mind making a fool of themselves to tell a honey she's a honey. Straightforward fellas, and that makes it so much more real because they have nothing to hide behind. Mimosa on tap. Grab your purse."



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